A Bit Delayed Jokes For The Day (Women’s Day) Have A Happy Cracking Weekend

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Last updated on December 26, 2017

Lighter Vein, Few Jokes For The Day

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A Bit Delayed Jokes For The Day (Women’s Day)
Have A Happy Cracking Weekend
A Special Package for Business Men.
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply…”Which Trip?”
Husband was seriously ill
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in good mood, don’t discuss your problems, no TV serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home.. Husband: what did the doc say Wife:- .No chance for u to survive
An intelligent wife
”An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much
That Her Husband Can’t Afford Another Women”
New SIM to surprise her husband
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: “Hello Darling”
The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: “Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..
Wife treats husband
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..
At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?
Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football with Him
Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything, He’s On the Darts Team in My Local
Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again?
The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..
Driver Says “Hey Jimmy Boy, You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time..”
Jim’s Funeral Is On Sunday
Cool message by a wife
Cool Msg by a woman: Dear Mother-in-law, “Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children, I’m living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement”
I will think about it
When a married man says “I’ll think about it”,
What he really means that,  He doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet..
Habit of talking in sleep
A Lady to a Doctor:
My husband has habit of talking in sleep! What should I give him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he is awake
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
Wife wish 2 be a newspaper
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that You were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day.
Hell to hell is Free.
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
What if you don’t see me for 2 days?
A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
“How would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldn’t believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
Monday passed and he didn’t see her……
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too…..
On Thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.
Who is guilty (Husband / Wife)?
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!” Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN
Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt,    Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend”
But Do u have courage tell to your Wife “U r my Best Wife?”
Why did u shoot your wife?
Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honor, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Your husband needs rest
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!
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Evelyn Parham
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Alice Mathews Martin
Omana Philip

 

We Wish You All A Happy Week End!!!
Ariel & Associates
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19 Comments


  1. ഹ്ഹ്ഹ്ഹ്ഹ്!!!

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  2. ഹാ ഹാ ഹാ.

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  3. വനിത ദിനം കെങ്കേമമാക്കി സാറെ,ഭാര്യ കിട്ടിയ പണി കൊള്ളാം .വളരെ നര്‍മ്മം തുളുമ്പിനില്‍ക്കുന്ന പോസ്റ്റ്‌ .സിം കാര്‍ഡ്‌ വാങ്ങിയതും മെസ്സേജ് അയച്ചതും വിമാന യാത്രയും ഭര്‍ത്താവ്‌ രക്ഷപ്പെടരുത് എന്നാഗ്രഹിക്കുന്ന ഭാര്യുയും ബുദ്ധിമതിയായ ഭാര്യയും ഭാര്യയുടെ ട്രീറ്റും ചിന്തയും ഉറക്കത്തിലെ സംസാരവും മില്യനയറും പത്രവും നരകവും അങ്ങനെ അങ്ങനെ എല്ലാം ചിരിക്കാന്‍ കൊള്ളാം.ആശംസകള്‍

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  4. ഞാന്‍ ഒന്നും കൂടി വന്നുനോക്കി .എന്റെ സഹപ്രവര്‍ത്തകരോടു പറയാന്‍ .ഇതിലെ തമാശകള്‍

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  5. What a surprise Philipsji, Thanks for the mentions. :-) :-) :-)
    Have A Good Day
    Ann

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  6. Hi Sarah Pearson,
    Thanks for dropping in.
    Good to know that, this re-posted blog made your day.
    Keep watching
    Best Regards
    Phil

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  7. BloggerHi
    നിശാസുരഭി
    നന്ദി വളരെ നന്ദി!
    സന്ദര്‍ശനത്തിനും
    സന്തോഷത്തിനും

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  8. നിശാസുരഭി
    നന്ദി വളരെ നന്ദി!
    സന്ദര്‍ശനത്തിനും
    സന്തോഷത്തിനും

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  9. Thanks C V Sir,
    For the visit and the feedback.
    Best Regards
    PV

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  10. ഗീതാകുമാരി
    എന്റെ റീ-പോസ്റ്റ്‌ ചിരിക്കു വക നല്‍കി എന്നറിഞ്ഞതില്‍

    പെരുത്ത സന്തോഷം
    ബ്ലോഗില്‍ ചെര്ന്നതിനും നന്ദി
    വീണ്ടും കാണാം
    നന്ദി

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  11. Hi Ajith,
    ഹി ഹി ഹി ,
    നന്ദി മാഷേ!!

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  12. Blogger ഗീതാകുമാരി.
    താങ്കളുടെ കമന്റു കണ്ടിരുന്നു
    പക്ഷെ അല്പം തിരക്കിലായതിനാല്‍
    മറുപടി വൈകി. ക്ഷമ
    വീണ്ടും വന്നതില്‍ പെരുത്ത നന്ദിയുണ്ട്
    ഒപ്പം സഹപ്രവര്‍ത്തകര്‍ക്ക് പകരാന്‍ പറ്റിയ തമാശ ഇതില്‍ ഉണ്ടന്നറിഞ്ഞതില്‍
    ഒത്തിരി സന്തോഷം തോന്നി. ഓര്‍ത്തോര്‍ത്തു ചിരിക്കാന്‍ വകയുണ്ടെന്നു തോന്നുന്നല്ലേ

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  13. Blogger കൊച്ചുബാബുവിന്റെ ബ്ലോലോകം
    മാഷേ എന്റെ ബ്ലോഗില്‍ വീണ്ടും വന്നതില്‍ നന്ദി
    വൈകിയെത്തിയതില്‍ സാരമില്ലന്നു തോന്നുന്നു
    കാരണം നമ്മുടെ സഹോദരിമാര്‍ വളരെ സഹന ശേഷിയുള്ളവര്‍ തന്നെ
    അവര്‍ നമ്മെപ്പോലുള്ളവരോട് വീണ്ടും വീണ്ടും ക്ഷമിക്കും എന്നാണെന്റെ തോന്നല്‍!!!
    അല്ല ഉറപ്പു…ചിരിയോ à´šà´¿à´°à´¿!!!

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  14. Blogger Ann’s Blog

    അന്നാജി its really a great pleasure.

    Thanks for the visit too.

    Best Regards

    keep visiting

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  15. രസമുള്ള ചിന്തകള്‍ അല്ല തമാശകള്‍ അല്ല ചില നല്ല കാര്യങ്ങള്‍
    ആ സുദിനത്തില്‍ ഇവിടെത്താന്‍ കഴിഞ്ഞില്ല ല്ലോ എന്ന ഒരു ദുഃഖം മാത്രം.
    ഏതായാലും എന്റെ ആശംസകള്‍ for the Day. as said in the caption:
    though Bit Belated”
    Happy Women’s Day to all.
    APK

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  16. ഗീതാകുമാരി.
    വീണ്ടും വന്നതിലും ഒരു നല്ല തമാശ അല്ലകാര്യം
    പറഞ്ഞതിലും പെരുത്ത സന്തോഷം
    വീണ്ടും കാണാം. നന്ദി നമസ്കാരം.

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  17. ഇതുപോലുള്ള വൃത്തിയുള്ള തമാശകള്‍ ആസ്വദിക്കാന്‍ കഴിയുക എന്നത് അനുഗ്രഹമാണ് .ആശംസകള്‍ .

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